Another Stand for America
(AP - New York) Following in the wake of recent events,
former President Clinton today issued a statment, asking that
"we unite for a common cause. Money, flag raising and other
patriotic efforts are not enough," he said.
"As you may know," he continued, "'"hard line' Islamic
followers cannot stand public nudity." Although it is not the
case with him, Mr. Clinton said, this is especially female
nudity. They consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is
not their wife. Mr. Clinton did however say, in response to
reporter's questions that _his_ wife was NOT an exception for
him,
"Thus, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their
house naked to help weed out the terrorists." he said.
Mr. Clinton closed his statment saying that a grateful
United States will appreciate your efforts, and applaud you.
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Grin ... shamelessly cribbed, and re-writtten ./// -- Russ
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