This was too good to pass on.
WARNING:
>
> Read this warning
> If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
> Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
> erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
> on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards.
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
> and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
> play.
> If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will
program
>
> your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This
> virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your
> beer.
> For god's sake, are you listening? It will leave dirty socks on the
> coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your
> shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating
> your current boy/girl friend behind your back and billing your Visa
> card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
> that is only fun when someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup
>
> files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating
> undetectable misspellings that grossly change the
> interpretations of key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
> it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
> forbidden
> tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim
> milk
> with whole milk.
>
> PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE
> AS YOU CAN!
> If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard
> that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
> sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
> Please
> Send, send, send, send, and send!********
> IN CASE YOU ARE A BLONDE, THIS IS A JOKE
>
>
Diane Lawrence Hartman
Assistant Executive Director
Denver and Colorado Bar Associations
1900 Grant Street, Ninth Floor
Denver, CO 80203
___________________________________
office phone: (303) 824-5312
email: dianeh@cobar.org
office fax: (303) 894-0821
home phone: (303) 832-5758
cell: (303) 886-0714
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