On Tue, 2002-12-03 at 14:09, Ian C. Blenke wrote:
> Occasionally, a few members of our mailing list are so overwhelmed
> that they feel the need to unsubscribe to catch their breath.
> Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit
> upside down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer
> while shaking the unit vigorously. Force open the door to the
> incineration valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi.
> Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape.
Doh, I already spent all my money on the COMASCU, I don't have any duct
tape. (Actually my wife says I'm not allowed to have duct tape any more
since that incident with the cat.)
-- Todd Robinson <mtrob@penguix.com>
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