On Tue, Jan 14, 2003 at 12:41:30AM -0500, Jim Lange wrote:
>
> I was thinking of some smartass comments to some previous emails on the
> slug list like:
>
> I'm forming a new users group called JUG-Jim's User Group. It's very
> exclusive. If your name isn't Jim, you ain't getting in. The first
> meeting will be at my house where I will copy CDs for you for 50 cents
> each. Soft drinks are $1 and internet access is 25 cents for 15
> minutes.
>
> Debian is so easy to install I can do it with my eyes closed.
>
> ...a quote from the hidden rules and bylaws: ".1 Calling someone
> stupid is not an insult."
>
> Major Domo sometimes rewrites the emails just to make them sound more
> hostile.
>
> Does anyone know the url for google?
>
> In C++ what do all those funny looking symbols mean?
>
> I've got a new distro called Red Headband, its just like Redhat except
> instead of a hat it has ...
>
> Your distro is ugly.
>
> Does anyone know how to hack into the Federal Reserve? I'm not up to
> anything illegal, its just that they owe me some money.
>
> Dear Mr. President,
> Could you please tell me how to unsubscribe to the slug list? I'm
> sorry to contact you directly, but for some reason my posts ain't making
> it on to the list anymore.
>
> My computer is overheating, but it only seems to happen when I have some
> logs burning in the fireplace. Also, some of the plastic parts on the
> case seem to be 'remolding' themselves.
>
> When she said: "Will you 'make' me?" I don't think it was a good time to
> work on her computer.
>
> The best place to sell officially sanctioned slug polo shirts is the
> Windows Users Group.
>
> I don't know.
> How come some of the answers appear before the questions on the list?
>
> This is my final post.
>
> This is my next to last post.
>
Too bad we can't put this on the main list. The ones who didn't scream
bloody murder would be laughing their asses off!
Paul
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