A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.
They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life
Dilbert type managers.
Here are the finalists:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the
building using individual security cards.
Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their
cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp in
Redmond,WA.)
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