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From: "Thomas A. Ufer" <tufer@tampabay.rr.com>
To: "Suncoast Linux User's Group" <slug@nks.net>
Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2003 12:55 AM
Subject: Re: [SLUG] wtf?
> On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 00:29, bpreece1 wrote:
> > What about Son of Sam's dog barking at Black Helicopters pulling a Html
> > Banner behind it?
> <snip>
>
> Shhhh ! I hear that's how Microsoft is promoting their new product at
> the Biz2 Expo show !
Could this perhaps be it?
Microsoft is proud to introduce its new Os Trojan Server 2003?, Trojan
Professional and Trojan Home Edition.
This Os is also known as "Swiss Cheese" 2003.
With this new Os you can be sure that Viruses are just a click away.
We have also decided to improve on our BSOD feature that you have come to
know.
With Enhanced BSOD or now EBSOD you can now add Flashing Text and Animated
Text!
We feel this will ad more flair to this excellent feature.
Next we added a new feature called EPO or "Every Port Open".
We feel that sometimes it can be a pain trying to access your system or
allowing others
to access your Pc. With this feature this should no longer be a problem with
65535 ports open imagine
how simple it will be to share with others.
Other new features include AIDS "Active Infectious Directory Services".
With this feature just sit back and be amazed at performance and new
messages that
Trojan Sever2003 will give you. Also with AIDS all this is shared among your
Domain.
That's right all your Global Catalog services will now share this so there
will be no need to
Manually load this to all your pc's making administration of AIDS
effortless.
Next new updated XML "Extended Mail Link" you can be sure when using the
AIDS feature
It will now help you spread the features that you are sure to love. Also
this will tie in with yet another great feature called "Advanced AIDS" yes
this even will allow you to share with your friends and family. This works
simply by knowing that you want everyone in your address book to share in
the experience to make them want to switch to Trojan Home Version 2003. Just
think all those Nickels you save can help you pay for the new Licensing
Cost.
Next with IE "Internet Exploiter" you are sure to experience a new way to
surf the web. This new feature will allow you to share all your information
to many illustrious Web Sites. Why not make this an easy way to allow others
to know what interest you may have so they can share the same with you and
others. Why waste time by filling out those long web forms when this can do
it for you, subscribing you to Web Sites Mailing List.
SPAM "Sending People A lot of Mail" feature will be sure to allow Web
Masters to make use of Trojan Server 2003 Trojan Server 2003. This will help
people know about all the specials you may offer From Viagra, to Cheap Ink
Cartridges and best Mortgage rates and Travel Specials. Think of how many
will benefit from this. Your customers will be happy to know that they are
not left out in the dark on these specials.
Be sure to reserve your copy today! Special Licensing prices are available
if purchased in quantities of 1,000,000 copies. Also by our new License ELUA
"Everyone Likes Users Agreement" you will be sure to enjoy our newer
products by paying now and enjoying later.
Microsoft Trojan Server 2003 , Trojan Professional and Trojan Home Edition
is a Trademark of Microsoft Incorporated. All features are trademarks of
Microsoft Incorporated. Spam is a registered product of Hormel Meats and
considered very tasty Fried and served in Grilled Cheese Melts. Microsoft
also does not offer Trojan products with free Ribs.
Could Not resist making this up...lol How ever though if they do come out
with this I want my royalities to by my dream home.
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