[SLUG] otherworldliness

From: Robert Foxworth (rfoxwor1@tampabay.rr.com)
Date: Tue Jan 13 2004 - 08:53:55 EST


Obviously, Derek deeply involved with this cover-up.

 
> Martian Air Force Denies UFO Crash
>
>
> Gusev Crater (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air
> Force denounced as false rumors that an alien
> space craft crashed in the desert, outside of
> Ares Vallis on Saturday. Appearing at a press
> conference today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser
> stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless
> high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien
> spacecraft".
>
> The story broke late Saturday night when a major
> stationed at nearby Ares Vallis Air Force Base
> contacted the Gusev Crater Daily Record with a
> story about a strange, balloon-shaped object
> which allegedly came down in the nearby desert,
> "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop,
> and "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien
> gases." Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser
> contacted the Daily Record telepathically to
> contradict the earlier report.
>
> General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical
> stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across
> the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked
> by incidences involving swamp gas. But the
> general public has been slow to accept the Air
> Force's explanation of recent events, preferring
> to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the
> crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned
> Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious
> government cover-up," pointing out that Mars has
> no swamps. They point to the release of secret
> government memos detailing attempts to discredit
> reports of the landings by alien space craft.
> The memos discuss strategies to avoid troubles
> similar to those caused by the War of the Worlds
> radio program of years ago. The program, which
> featured a sensational story of gigantic oxygen
> breathing two-eyed invaders from Earth, sparked
> planet wide panic.
>
> Local residents like Driv Rhodo, who lives in the
> area of the alleged landings, are even more
> skeptical. "I seen it with my own 5 eyes"
> claimed Rhodo last week. "I've lived here over
> 300 years, most of my adult life-form. Them
> things used to be few and far between but lately
> they come in every few years or so. The
> government wants to bury the truth but I can tell
> you what's real. The Earthlings are going to
> invade and the government is spending our hard
> earned tax dollars on press releases and denials
> instead of preparing for the battle to come." A
> spokesthing denied any government involvement in
> the disappearance of Rhodo, who has not been seen
> since shortly after the interview, claiming "Any
> sentient being knows that a planet with the
> concentrations of water and oxygen found on Earth
> is a deadly and inhospitable environment for the
> formation of life, much less intelligent life.
> The fear and consternation caused by the
> unfounded and wild speculations of citizens like
> Rhodo are a traitorous disservice to the citizens
> of Mars."

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