On Wednesday 09 March 2005 02:34, Dylan Hardison wrote:
> On Eighth of March, 2005, about sixteen persons assembled in hollowed
> halls of HCC to partake in camaraderie and good humor.
>
> (Read on to the end for a funny story involving an elevator, four women,
> myself, Chad, Nate, and a SuSE Personal edition box set)
>
> The cast of characters was as follows:
>
> * Mario Lombardo, as our fearless leader.
> * Nathan Anderson, the jolly tinker
> * Dylan Hardison, as J. Random Geek.
> * William Overstreet, as Dylan's twin (according to Jim Lightfoot)
> * Alex Harris, a.k.a. nccuss17
> * SOTL the Seeker, Seeking knowledge of NFS.
> * Caleb (I won't write his last name because I'll spell it wrong)
> * Kevin Counts, UNIX admin.
> * Dave Lowe Us! For the Lowe of Dave, dot us!
> * Jonathon "Blame my parents" Conte
> * Chad Perrin, You don't want to know where he installs Linux.
> * Jim Lightfoot, said something really funny and I don't remember it. Darn.
> * Joel Bronson, Let there be light.
> * Bruce Kreutzer
> * Eric Mills
>
> Choice quotes: (Not exact quotes)
>
> "Wayne lurks on the mailing list, yeah." -- Mario
> "Wayne lurks in the shadows waiting to feast upon our bones." -- Dylan
> "I want to install SuSE on a hooker." -- Chad
> "I'll shave next time" -- William, after Jim Lightfoot said he looked
> like me (Dylan).
>
> Conversation:
> Chad: "Actually, you know what distro would be better to install on a
> hooker?" Dylan: "Jailbait?"
> Chad: "No, actually, I was thinking something else..."
> Dylan: "Lindows!"
> Chad: "Well, I was going to say Linspire, ..."
>
> [Yeah folks, SLUG. Fun for the whole family. Ahem]
>
> That is pretty much everyone that was at the meeting, so it was a sparse
> meeting for Tampa. Nevertheless, much comedy was to be had. SOTL (I
> believe) manged to gather a number of helpers to assist him in setting up
> NFS. I know not how he fared;
> perhaps he will comment on this thread and share his thoughts.
> Everyone is encouraged to contribute to this thread with any comments
> or experiences at the meeting,
> even if they did not attend.
>
> Another group broke off, which I was part of, talking of security, or
> lack there of on Windows.
> Windows clustering edition (Or as Chad so elegantly put it, "Windows
> Cluster F*ck (TM)".
> There was a lot of jokes flying around. Some less scrupulous members of our
> LUG, such as myself, considered using Linux live CDs on the computers which
> were present in the Lab.
> No action was taken out of respect for the fear of offending our
> gracious hosts, HCC.
> Or fear of Mario hitting us with heavy boxes.
>
> The SLUG IRC channel, #slug.fl on irc.freenode.net, was prominantly
> mentioned on the whiteboard.
> There was Wifi access, and I was able to connect to my home box and
> check in our little IRC channel,
> and lo and behold someone was there with a HCC IP address.
> I asked around, "Hey, who's nccuss17?"
> And my friend Dave Lowe asked louder, to the room, "Hey, who's in the
> IRC channel?"
> It was none other than Alex Harris.
>
> An IRC transcript follows, mixed with real-world events (denoted with #)
> follows:
>
> 19:33 -!- nccuss17 [~chatzilla@169.139.222.5] has joined #slug.FL
> 19:33 <nccuss17> dir
> 19:34 <nccuss17> woops wrong place
> # Minutes pass.
> # At this point, I and Dave Lowe asked the room who was on the IRC channel.
> 19:41 <nccuss17> hi
> # I wave to Alex Harris, who is at other corner of the room.
> 19:41 <dylan> how are you?
> # Hilarity ensues, as the rest of the room is informed of our greeting
> in IRC while
> # a mere 20 feet from each other.
> # Laughter is heard from multiple people.
> 19:42 <nccuss17> f u?
> 19:42 <nccuss17> to you who's impersonating the dylan
> 19:43 <dylan> I really am Dylan
> # At the same time, I holler to Alex: "I really am Dylan!"
>
> It is perhaps supreme geekery to talk to someone in IRC when you're in
> the same room.
>
> More conversation in my corner of the room, with Chad, Nate, Dave Dorm,
> Jonathon, Eric Mills, and Mario. Countless quips, exchanges of Linux
> knowledge, etc.
>
> At this point, I carried my laptop around the room collecting names of
> people so that
> they might be mentioned herein. Talked to Caleb about his Spanish lastname,
> and to Jim Lightfoot the strangeness of Lord of the Rings in spanish,
> for Lord of the Rings
> in English is almost another language in and of itself.
>
> During my talk with Jim Lightfoot, William came upon my laptop, which
> held the list of names
> of SLUGdom that were present in a vi session, and added his name,
> Overstreet, which was most helpful.
> Jim said he thinks I and William bear a striking resemblance, which I
> do not see.
> William commented he would shave next time. And commented about some
> non-familiy relation of his that
> looks like him. I asked if it was his brother, he said no. I asked if
> it was his sister,
> and he seemed nonplussed.
>
> Bruce, Eric, SOTL, and Jonathon are some of the people I didn't really
> talk to enough during
> the meeting, so there is a lack of material from them.
>
> I believe it was Eric that remembered me from the "I Hate Gmail"
> thread, of all things.
> I say, I do not hate Gmail. But I no longer write emails in it. I
> write them in Vi and
> copy-n-paste them in. Eric, Nate, and some others also expressed a liking
> of my Minutes of the Meeting, which I am greatful.
>
> There was a rafle, which only gained SLUG $6. Chad won a SuSE box set.
> A while after this, someone Chad got to talking about installing SuSE on
> people.
>
> So, as I, Chad, and Nate were leaving to Benigan's, we had to take an
> elevator, for we were on the fourth floor. Along came four women, and get
> in the elevator. Nathan and I were going to wait for another, but Chad goes
> on ahead, and one of the women
> says something to the note of "we don't bite".
> I say, jovially, "Ah, we're computer geeks. We're afraid of women."
>
> Chad asks the women if they'd like a free operating system.
> One of them asks "Can you install it on a person?",
> to which Chad responds with something like "I was planning on
> installing it on a hooker",
> where several seconds later I turn to Chad, my face red, "That's it,
> you're not allowed to talk to
> people anymore!"
>
> All seven people in the elevator laughed, and another of the women said
> "That one's not afraid of girls."
>
> When Mr. Anderson and I arrived at the the Benigans, the host-like
> person quickly said
> "That guy over there is waving at you", and Chad was already there.
> Chad claimed to have installed Debian on the host-like guy,
> thus having him under his control.
> He also commented the need to install Debian on the servers so they
> would serve us.
> But all the waitresses were busy singing happy birthday to someone who
> was having their 15th birthday.
>
> Not to pick on Chad, but he says a lot of quotable things:
> "Oh look, a hooker. Wait. That's how people dress these days."
>
> Kevin Counts also arrived at our table, before any food was ordered.
> There was much talk of Subversion, Ruby, perl, Python's evil tabs.
> Great conversation, basically.
>
> Someone said "Actually, Jailbait is a linux distro that fits on 16MB"
> A joke was made: "Jailbait linux, only 16..." and some variations.
> (I should explain, jailbait linux refers to some comments made after
> Mario mentioned this distro at the last St. Pete meeting. Poor Mario. ;)
>
> There were a few jokes involving William Shatner, as well some as some
> jokes made at the expense of Fedora, Python, Richard Stallman, HURD, and
> Eric Raymond.
>
> After we exited the Benigans, we stood around talking for almost an hour.
> It is surprising that only four people came to the debreifing session,
> but it was quite entertaining.
>
> So, that's all.
Dylan, thanks for taking the time to write these humorous minutes after just
about every meeting. I'm sorry I missed the Bennigan's thing again. I'm
glad we all had fun though. I'll need to ride the elevator with you and Chad
next time. You despicable kids you :)
/mario
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