On 9/24/05, Paul M Foster <paulf@quillandmouse.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Sep 24, 2005 at 08:48:01AM -0400, Dylan Hardison wrote:
>
> > Okay, sluggers. Aaron tells me he has to leave town for a few weeks.
> > He also says that I can do whatever I want at the Monday meeting in
> > St. Pete.
> >
> > For those comming to the meeting, could you please bring three (3)
> > bottles of elmer's glue, some superglue, a jar of peanut butter, a
> > ball of string, several pairs of pants, 30 lbs of C4, and some
> > matches. Also a trained attack penguin would be good.
> > Thanks, see you all Monday.
>
> All right, as the head of SLUG, I have to step in here and stop this
> nonsense. We can't have people running around doing whatever they like
> in the name of SLUG. I could have damaging repercussions.
>
> With that in mind, I decree that no-- absolutely no-- peanut butter is
> allowed. If you like, you may substitute jelly or jam. But no peanut
> butter.
I see. Alrighty, jam it is. But I'll need some garlic, otherwise the
jam won't be stable at higher temperatures.
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