On Sun, 25 Sep 2005, Dylan Hardison wrote:
> On 9/24/05, Paul M Foster <paulf@quillandmouse.com> wrote:
> > On Sat, Sep 24, 2005 at 08:48:01AM -0400, Dylan Hardison wrote:
> >
> > > Okay, sluggers. Aaron tells me he has to leave town for a few weeks.
> > > He also says that I can do whatever I want at the Monday meeting in
> > > St. Pete.
> > >
> > > For those comming to the meeting, could you please bring three (3)
> > > bottles of elmer's glue, some superglue, a jar of peanut butter, a
> > > ball of string, several pairs of pants, 30 lbs of C4, and some
> > > matches. Also a trained attack penguin would be good.
> > > Thanks, see you all Monday.
> >
> > All right, as the head of SLUG, I have to step in here and stop this
> > nonsense. We can't have people running around doing whatever they like
> > in the name of SLUG. I could have damaging repercussions.
> >
> > With that in mind, I decree that no-- absolutely no-- peanut butter is
> > allowed. If you like, you may substitute jelly or jam. But no peanut
> > butter.
>
> I see. Alrighty, jam it is. But I'll need some garlic, otherwise the
> jam won't be stable at higher temperatures.
Does yours decompose explosively? That could put you in a real jam...
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